V.I.V.I.C.A

So have you seen the tape? That is some piece of work, nasty as you wanna be.

I just don't get it, first it was 50 cent, now it's this?

Oprah needs to get her ass on the sofa for some good 'ole female empowerment dialogue.

WANNA LOOK LIKE THIS AT 60?

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

I am going to the corner, gonna buy a diamond ring.
Would you pardon me if it's a nineteen carat golden thing.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like a ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

YEAH........................RIGHT!

MISS THANG

I ain't a Beyonce hater or anything but I find most of her shows particularly boring and uninspiring, however at this year's Grammy Awards show, I had to eat my words and big the girl up!

She continues to demonstrate why she's the crop of those to be celebrated from our generation and for that we must give the lady kudos.

Perhaps her stocks can rise even higher in my books if she changed that blond locks (sooooooooooooooooooo 1999!!!!). Sometimes, it's good to be styled by other 'fashion houses' other than the HOUSE OF DERON. Just some modest advise - don't sue me!

VINCE GILL ON KANYE

I always tell people that when it comes to the music industry - it is not the rappers that one should be afraid of, it's those COUNTRY SINGERS.

You know the ones in their tightstonewash jeans and cowboy hats. You know not to mess with them as they write songs about murdering their wives and their father-in-laws and that shit ain't censored either. Those mutherfuckers are CRAZZZZZZY.

At the Grammy's, I loved it when Vince Gill took a dig at Kanye and eventhough he apologized you know that man MEANT EVERY WORD. 10/10.

Someone needed to knock those white 'sunglasses' off Kanye's face anyway.

BADGE OF HONOUR: THE LYNX AD

This is such a brilliant ad from Lynx (don't hate, I know you buy a can from time-to-time fellas). it's actually brillant especially when the girl on the bus takes a bite of his ass.

ENJOY!

EVA MENDES IN REHAB?

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT EVA MENDES IS DOING IN REHAB?

Is there a new addiction called 'Hotness' or a new potential overdose of 'Sex Appeal'. It's only okay to be a frequenter of Rehabs if you are not particularly good looking or need a lot of work to get there (no offence Lindsay Lo)

What the hell is Eva doing in rehab? What could she possibly have a problem with? I bet ya it's to do with a man. It's always us.....some asshole who has 'emotionally scarred the woman that many men desire'

ALICIA'S ELOQUENCE

This might sound like a broken record to many of y'all but I cannot get over how proud Alicia Keys makes me whenevr I see an interview or an apperance with her. She is the embodiement of success and this is why the likes of Clive Davis will always remain the true engineers of how to 'create a star'.

Alicia opened the 50th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles with a high-technology performance with Frank Sinatra; throughout the performance I was mesmorized by her candour and presence and I kept thinking very few artist have the diversity that this young lady has.

It is just so reassuring that we can still nurture artists like this who have not compromised on who they are nor what their talent requires of them.

I just adore her.

HEIDI FROM THE HILLS

This train of shit just never stops. It just goes on and on and on until we all explode with diahorrea. 'New' word-on-the-street is Heidi from The Hills (A MTV semi-reality, semi staged show about three girls in LA struggling through the clutter of bullshit friendship and romance) has gone solo and even worse wait for it............she's working ona debut album. Yep....the girl that couldn't string more than three sentances together has decided to sing.

She currently has a promotional video on youtube that utterly mimics the Paris Hilton video for 'Stars are Blind' - sadly, I will never show such mediocry on this blog, you will have to do the research yourself to find the gem.

What the fuck? Is MTV allowing itself to be used as a platform for no talent considering it is supposed to be an advocate for good music. I'm personally appalled by this new revelation - when will the public learn and what is deeply saddening is this girls have a "fan base" because you know no record label will sign an artist without doing their feasibility report on who their potential audiences are.

This is just f**** up.