FINALLY!



She's out.

You are the disgrace. How dare you use Islam as a crotch to behave like the uneducated buffoon which you are.

I hope you perish in obscurity.

SW19 CHIC

I'VE ACTUALLY GIVEN UP HOPES OF GETTING MY DESIGNER HANDS ON A PAIR OF WIMBLEDON TICKETS THIS YEAR.

I can't even get First Round Centre Court seats, can you just imagine? Yet I'm sure come Monday afternoon all you will see are these 2nd rate citizens with their ill-fitting clothes eating sweets at SW19as Roger Federer serves his trademark backhands. The injustice of this world. Do they not know who I am?

Since I can't get my hands on tickets, you can be assured that for the next fortnight my look will be GRASS chic. This is tribute to the delightful Wimbledon-inspired collection from Ralph Lauren.







So far everyone I have seen in the trademark green and purple jacket looks wrong so you know it means those rich-pansies just don't rock it right.

The collections has everything Belts, Caps, shorts and of course, the trademark Polo's. so whatever you're budget, you get something and look like me perhaps.

Just talking about it is making me what to purchase.

FIN.

VINTAGE BABY!

Vintage isn't such a bad word people!

Stay in some old-dusty ultra cool gear this summer. Invest in some out-of-this-world jackets, shoes, bags and other accessories. If that sounds good, it's all about Rokit Vintage Clothing. It is the vintage outlet regularly featured in the press and is a favourite amongst stylists and lovers of vintage.





I recently discovered their Covent Garden store and although it's a tad expensive, it's a guarantee for future purchases. Drop in this weekend -

42 Shelton Street
London, WC2H 9HZ
Nearest Transport: Covent Garden
020 7836 6547

WHO ARE THE THIRST?

This is 'em.

HOT RIGHT NOW: DONAEO

DON'T SPEAK JUST LISTEN!

This is Devil in a Blue Dress by Donaeo.