I WANNA BE A REALITY STAR....TOO

The beautiful thing about our front row seat at the D-squared fashion show was spotting Anthony from UK's Celebrity Big Brother Hijacked; he was the obnoxious young boxer who had the brain the size of a jar.

Anyway, what a difference a good publicity makes - Anthony now models? So our researchers found that he'd also done underwear campaigns for Empirio Armani. Go figure! This really doesn't do anything for that old saying: "All models are dumb" except Tyson Beckford of course - he's an alien.



(Pre-Celebrity Big Brother Hijacked 2008; before airbrushed graced his face)



(This is now!)

Let's all go on Big Brother. YAY!

BAG IT BOYS!

WE ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PROFOUND TO SAY ABOUT THIS EXPECT BOYS - IT'S YOUR TURN TO WORK IT!

SPEND A LITTLE ON:.......TASSELS

Tassels are a no-brainer. In the last month, nothing looks better with a pair of stonewash denim and you no longer have to be a Sloaner own a pair. They are great as casuals and can really dictate your sitting position at your next dinner party.

Feast your eyes on this season's must have pair of footwear. We have selected a few from collections by Louis Vuitton, Paul Smith, Gucci amongst many.






They go with an array of trousers types; from chinos to Levi’s 501s to those holiday Linen trousers gathering dust in your closet. However, if you have the balls the size of the Rafa Nadal, you can wear yours with rolled up distressed jeans.

TRACK OF THE WEEK: FREAKY GURL

Straight from the streets of NYC to your computer screens.

This is the very rowdy single from Gucci Mane appropriately titled 'Freaky Gurl'. The lyrics are legendary.

Be warned.....this may be the most unattractive man you'd ever meet.

Enjoy!

ROGER: "YOU SHALL OVERCOME"

A bad day for our Tennis hero.

Roger Federer has suffered another horrific defeat, this time at on-going Beijing Olympics losing to the very talented American James Blake.

It continues to hurt to see Roger so dejected. We continue to root for our great champion. These are sign o' the times but it is nothing a great champion cannot surpass.

Keep your faith, Roger.

THE 'NOT-SO-CLEVER' IMPOSTER

Has anyone seen the new Flo-rida ft Will.I.Am promotional video for 'In the Ayer'?

It just confirms what I've always thought about Flo-rida as an impost er. As if a rapper who's album is titled 'Mail On Sunday' isn't bad enough, he relies heavily on guest appearances to carry his weight on songs. As anyone ever noticed that he spends half of the time singing and dancing clearly loving his own drivel.

Any respectable rapper with an thirst to be taken seriously would never have guest star on their first three singles. It simply isn't done. Does he actually plan to make any money out of his craft?

Like I said - Imposter - I would actually like to see a die-hard Flo-rida fan. That'll be a spectacle.