THE MOST AVERAGE POP-DUET OF THE YEAR!

Unflattering Pop Moment of the year.

This really takes the biscuit!

BUZZ WORTHY: DONAE'O

We gon' party hard!

UK stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!!!!!

I'm left gobsmacked whenever a Lady gaga promo video hits my TV screens. Her new single "Bad Romance" was no exception, in fact, its very bizarre ending and quite honestly crap "storyline" hit me harder than most?

At the end of the 5:10secs fashion/ pose shoot, I wondered, what's next from the 'Haus of Gaga'?....Obama-modelled mannequins wearing Frankie Goes to Hollywoord T-shirts?



Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!!!!!

STARS IN SUPRISE BOXES!


This is why Oprah Winfrey is very special.

After many years of playing the only cover star on her 'O' magazine - she finally shares the space with another empowering talk-show host/ role model, Ellen DeGeneres.

We possibly couldn't think of a better co-model.

What a treat for all talk-show fans, bring on the festivities!

This is true Christmas spirit in full swing!

FIRST NAME GREATEST, LAST NAME EVER!


What a difference a year makes!

Three very lucky people are listed in GQ American's annual selection of achieving men.

Some of our favourites include Kid Cudi, Wale and Drizzy.

BABY MAKIN MUZIK: ALICIA KEYS

This is soooooooooooo sweet.

TREY SONGZ 'DON ALRIGHT

From Skinny wannabe R&B singer to 'attitude-laced buffed bodied' R&B crooner.

Trey Songz has done alright in less than 5 years. We skinny guys all have a chance.

Enjoy his interestingly-titled new single 'Invented Sex'

RIHANNA COMES HARD!

After the rather dull come back single "Wait your Turn"....we prefer the sounds of the supposed new single 'Hard' featuring Young Jeezy.

TWO HEAVY WEIGHTS COLLIDE

So when I first heard Beyonce and Lady Gaga would be collaborating - my excitement reached the roof.......until I heard the pretty average effort. Video Phone is on the 8-tracked 'I Am..Sacha Fierce' album - it has been re-worked to include Lady gaga vocals even though it lacks the petit star's brilliant stamp.

A real waste of a golden opportunity.

THE WORLD'S MOST 'UN-SEXY' BOY BAND

Boy Boy Boy...Day 26 continue to leave absolutely no imprint on our subconscious. Their bland blend of R&B and 'Soul' is like eating salt on its own. Just cruel!

The new single 'So Good' has been accompanied with an attempted sexy promo video...the question is, is there anyone out there salivating to this 4 minutes and 21 seconds of film?

GET DOWN ON IT: CHURCH-STYLE

If you were ever in doubt about how people really break down and boogie in Churches across the continent...then, here's your one 'solid' evidence.

KATY PERRY DOES SOMETHING WORTHY..

After a year of not giving the girl the light of day, Katy Perry redeemed herself before our eyes at last night's MTV EMA 2009.

We like her recreation of the year's most popular songs

We like very much!

SONG OF THE WEEK: B.O.B - PUT ME ON

Sweet!

RUBY BLUE

I must confess I've treated the last 5 seasons of 'So you think you can dance' as some second-rate reality dance programme.

Until....Brandon and Jeanette.....what a pair!

I'm so feeling this Wade Robson choreographed original to Roisin Murphy's 'Ruby Blue'

HOT! HOT! HOT!!!!!!!

PUFF DADDY GETTING ARTY

Is this the real death of auto tune when Puff Daddy decides to start singing? His new single Angel is a rather bizzare effort from daddy MTB amongst many.

Really not sure what to make of this direction except I blame Kanye West for making every rapper want to try their shot at singing.

Lastly, if you watch the video closely - is Puffy trying to compare angels to prostitutes?

The video is awfully suggestive.

I CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC

This is to music continuously been the healer to the human race.

To everyone out there struggling with some health issue or another, I wish you a speedy recovery - there is nothing more valuable than 100% of your self.

FRIDAY TRACK: ATARODO

Honestly, it’s time to start doing ourselves some favour and start acting as friends on FACEBOOK. After all, we all use one another to make up the number, why don’t we tell each other the truth.

I’ve been on facebook for almost 2 years now and have been an avid fan (albeit respecting myself) but in the last week, I have never been closer to deleting names and ultimately shutting down the account.

Why? It’s people’s status updates .... my my my....it’s these updates of how you livin’, how good it is, when you got your last pay check blah blah. I can only imagine if a webcam was an application then people will televise their baby birth’s or a shopping trip at Selfridges with the rest of the online planet.

Have you also noticed how ‘friends’ always choose to report the good things in their lives i.e. which stars they had dinner with yesterday, what class they flew Virgin Atlantic...I don’t remember anyone saying the bailiffs are after them or confessing they got dumped by a post-it note.

Status updates are meant to provoke thought, make friends laugh or cry – not vomit.

I mean, if one more person tells me their travel itinerary I will scream. It is just fucking shit. This tiresome attempt to outdo each other – you will never make it onto TMZ so get over it. If you’re so Hollywood how come E! hasn’t snapped you up yet – ooh I’m sorry...’you’re above E!’ Yeah right.

Having 700 friends yet only speaking to 100 defeats the whole point of social networking. I’m down for deleting names cause I’m unwilling to wait for the day when one senseless soul goes as far as updating us with the line ‘I got my period this morning’

If you’re not sure what to write, sweetie just don’t write jack.

This week’s Friday Track is from Lagos’ finest SHOW DEM CAMP, this is the blazing track ‘Atarodo’ ...forget you meehn, ...you down SDC....yeah you know me.

Support the boys....download five new tracks from their myspace page - www.myspace.com/showdemcamp

Enjoy!

SHAKIRA: SHE WOLF

The quest of female pop stars to outdo each other in music video STILL holds strongly if Latin-queen Shakira's new effort 'She Wolf' is anything to go by.

The verdict is actually still out on whether this is either a good song nor complimentary music video

BLAST FROM THE PAST: PETE ROCK & C.L. SMOOTH

I reminisce for a spell, or shall I say think back
22 years ago to keep it on track
The birth of a child on the 8th of october
A toast but my granddaddy came sober
Countin’ all the fingers and the toes
Now I suppose, you hope the little black boy grows, huh


KATT WILLIAMS TIPS ON BOOZE

The comic genius that is Katt Williams is at it again.

Enjoy!