No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah....whatever!

In the town of Darkly Noone resides Vicky Pollard, an incomprehensible girl and the nemesis of many a teacher and social worker. Often heard rambling about "this fing wot you know nuffin about", she stubs out her fags, orders snakebite and pretty much denies ever doing anything wrong. A strange British breed indeed.
Vicky Pollard: Who the Hollyoaks omnibus is that?
Vicky's gang member #1: Chantelle Baker’s gang.
Vicky Pollard: Who or sumthin or nuffin?
Vicky's gang member #2: They live down St.Pauls.
Vicky Pollard: No, but, yeh, but, no, but,, what are they doin' on our patch or sumthin' or nuffin' or sorta like thing coz they is well gonna get beat-ins!
Vicky's gang member #3: Cool it Vicky, they're well hard.
Vicky's gang member #1: Yeerh, they give the Rettinen Sisters a bog wash.
Vicky Pollard: They don't scare me. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Vicky Pollard from round the corner from the block. V to the P to the icky to the ollard. Ohmigod. This is well hectic!
Vicky Pollard: Hey you, what you doin' on our patch, you total bunch of mingin' dog bitches! [a dancing match follows, which is ended when Vicky boldly steps up to one of the gang members and and gives her a nipple-cripple]
Vicky Pollard: We is well the best dancers.

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