The drum programming just brings back sweet memories of the likes of MJ Cole's 'Crazy Love' and Sweet Female Attitude's 'Flowers'
If you haven't heard it, definiately check it out and let us know if you derived the same warm feeling.
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FER-GI-LIOUS KEEPS US ENTERTAINED ALL THE TIME AND WE LOVE HER FOR IT. SHE'S THE BEST MEDIOCRE ARTIST WE HAVE RIGHT NOW AND WE LOVE HER FOR IT!
No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah....whatever!
Our boys are about to drop a new album. We are very excited indeed.
The new album is titled 'RHYTHMS & HYMNS' and out on November 12th. Their new single 'Living Darfur' is awe-inspiring and testament to why we love intelligent songwriters.
We are so sick of Mr. Rubber lips Ne-yo hugging up the charts with his cliche-pinky songwriting skills. These are the people worthy of recognition.
Share the journey with us with their new promotional video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJtvNHPWUO8
We are so bored of J-Ho! Go and crawl and stay in a hole for ever. You ain't "doing anything well". You're mediocre and desperate to stay relevant. We don't care if you are pregnant, it is all a yawn! Focus on keeping your man, he's obviously the only person that seems to give a hoot about you or what you're doing.
Stay as far away from our TV screens as possible!
At Rennaissance Man, we dedicate these wise words by Tupac Shakur to Lewis' efforts:
Keep ya head up, oooo child things are gonna get easier
Ooooo child things are gonna get brighter
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
This is a verse from 'Help Yourself' - FRANK album.
I can't help you if you won't help yourself
I can't help you if you won't help yourself
You can only get so much from someone else
I can't help you if you don't help yourself
You might be twenty-five but in my mind
I see you as sixteen years old most the time
And I'm just a child and you're full grown
And no I like nothing I've ever known yeah
I'm nothing like I've ever knew
Cause it's where you're at not where you've been
So what do you expect from me
To hold your head above the sea
And carry you even though you're bigger
Cause don't you know you crush my tiny figure
And anyway we're still so youngAnd this isn't yesterday
I NEED YOU TO STAY UP AMY!
This verse brings joy into my life
When I was a young boy
I had visions of fame
They were wild and they were free
They were blessed with my name
And then I grew older
And I saw what’s to see
That the world is full of pain
And my dreams they left me
And then I got stronger
Inside of the pain
That’s when I picked up the pieces
And I regained my name
And I fought hard, y’all
To call by my place
And right now you could ask me
And it all seems in vain
[Your dreams ain’t easy] Your dreams ain’t easy
[You just stick by your plan] You just stick by your plan
[Go from boys to men] Go from boys to men
[You must act like a man] You gotta act like a man
[When it gets hard, y’all] When it gets hard, y’all
[You just grab what you know] Got what you know
[Stand up tall and don’t you fall] And my background sing
You will know [You will know], yeah...eah...[You will know]
[You will know] You will know, you will know[You will know]
Amy Winhouse has been arrested in Norway over drug possession.
I'm actually tired at this moment!
Rumour has it, Kate Hudson recently split with boyfriend Dax Shepard because “she wanted to spend time together with her son”. WHATEVEEER!
We like Owen Wilson at Rennaissance Man, the man is a living legend and we were all very upset to see a grown man reduced to nothing because of the four-letter word. Our advice to Owen is a) get better, b) get a new haircut, c) shave more often, d) party with Scarlett Johansson (she’s way hotter than kate anyways plus we think she’s single) and e) never let Kate in the same building as you (at least for the first 3 months). Otherwise, she’ll sneak up on you and voila you will find yourself in a ‘SYMPATHY RELATIONSHIP’.
Now, sympathy dating is cool when you’re broke and height-challenged but it’s just plain ridiculous if you’re a Hollywood actor. No way jose!
I’m going to have to quote Uncle Chris again: “Fellas, do you ever catch your woman just looking at you? She’s looking at you cause you ain’t her first choice…”
All hail Al!!
Mr. Gore was one of the first politicians to grasp the seriousness of climate change and to call for a reduction in emissions of carbon dioxide and other greenhouses gases. Sadly, a current survey revealed that a significant segment of Americans though aware that Mr Gore won The Nobel Peace Prize were unclear as to why he actually won it.
The Nobel Peace Prize has sparked controversy throughout its history. The Norwegian Parliament appoints the Peace Prize Committee, but pacifist critics argue that the same Parliament has pursued partisan military aims by ratifying membership in NATO in 1949, by hosting NATO troops, and by leasing ports and territorial waters to US ballistic missile submarines in 1983. However, the Parliament has no say in the award issue. Past winners have included Martin Luther King (1964 laureate), Jimmy Carter (2002 laureate), The 14th Dalai Lama (1989 laureate), and Kofi Annan (2001 laureate) amongst many. On closer inspection, the peace-laureates often have a lifetime's history of working at and promoting humanitarian issues.
We applaud Al Gore for his relentless quest for relevance. This is a man whom was publicily robbed for the U.S presidency seat yet eight years later, he is awarded what is arguably the most prestigious accolade to any man. The man is his own PR Machine and we love him for it.
Memorably, Gore gave a brief speech at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony after the Inconvienent Truth won ‘Documentary Feature’: "My fellow Americans, people all over the world, we need to solve the climate crisis. It's not a political issue; it's a moral issue. We have everything we need to get started, with the possible exception of the will to act.
Go Al! We need a female Al Gore with a Hermes Birkin of course!
She's married to Nasiru Oludara. Again, she's married to Nasiru Oludara. Again, she's married to Nasiru Oludara.
Sorry, I just have to constantly remind myself of this fact!
Just in case you don’t know MTVONE (whatever that means) don’t actually play any videos these days, its full of reality shows. Hogan Knows Best, Real World Denver, I love New York (my personal favourite, that woman is definitely U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi) and The Hills (Oohhhh, I love those slags – they are DRAMA – they need inspirational sessions with Ms Mary J Blige)
Now, we all know the UK will try on almost any level to rival their ‘close’ allies. The MTV Europe production team spent all summer shooting a bunch of rich Cheshire kids who have just completed sixth form and are getting ready for the BIG U word.
Excited yet! Ooh yes, so I watched as the ultimate MTV junkie – life isn’t the same without knowing the new stupid-blond chick on the block. After 10 minutes, it was clear I was going to hate this show and it’s lead character, Esme. Yes, Esme!
She’s 18, rude, self-obsessed, slightly lumpy and generally vile.
After 2 opening episodes, it was clear these kids JUST AIN'T FUCKED UP ENOUGH; we watched them play tennis, drink lattes and still no drama. I have concluded that English people just can’t do glamorous nor ditsy, that’s for our Americans to do and they do it well. I will watch the next episode, just to see if they get their acts together and I shall keep you all posted. In the meantime, don’t bother to tune in, that’s my job.
Ooh, anorexia could be a good ‘planted’ plot for Esme. Ooh, you disgusting!!
If you had a parent whom was dependent on a class A-substance would you tell? Better yet, would you announce it to the entire MTV generation? Mario revealed this disastrous PR stunt on an MTV special. My jaw dropped last night as I watched Mr. Let-me-love-you speak so dismissively about his mother's growing addiction. I certainly hope this isn't a stunt to pull attention away from rival, Chris Brown cause we all know he's kicking your ass right now.
Why oh why didn't you stick to your original prophesy? Why the hell on the eve of a big awards' night will you be found fighting at a strip club? Why will you ask your bodyguard to order your machine guns? And why why why, are you married to short'est' from X-SCAPE?
Unlike your music, a lot of things do not make sense about your journey. If this is a stint to sell records then we ain't laughing as the judge has smacked the smile off our smog faces with a 'no bond' which means we ain't hearing your 'swag' in a minute.
Step up and read some books!
Andre 3000's verse -
"So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see
Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be
And I apologize if this message gets you down
Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see see round town and
I hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smiling
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no islandPeninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back
Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors
They dip as quick as they can
The atmosphere is now ripped
Im so like a Pip, Im glad its night
So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum
When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom
Like a premie out the womb
My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider!Read some litera - ture on the subject
You sure? Fuck itY
ou know we got your back like chiroprac - tic
If that bitch do you dirty we'll wipe her ass out as in detergent"
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