I hate to do this but if you were 18 around the mid nineties - this might hurt.
Did you ever own a pair of these? Did you religiously wear this non-stop during the summer, winter and autumn months although they were battered and clearly needed changing? Did you save up to buy a pair to fit in with your respective 'ethic' peer groups? Did soemone ever step on your precious pair and the only thing that crossed your mind was a brutal assault on their face?
If any of this sounds familiar, you are guilty without a chance of parole.