A NEW CRACKHEAD IN TOWN!


MARTINA HINGIS!


Once upon a time, there was a little untouchable brat called Martina Hingis. She was only 15 when she won her first grand slam and she went on to dominate the world of female tennis for years to come until The Williams Sisters arrived on the scene.


Like any good brat, she struggled to beat the sisters at the power game and decide (like any good bart would) to quit the game and move to a farm in her hometown of Basel, Switzerland where it is rumoured she milked cows on a daily basis..... for fun!


When the cheques stopped coming, she had a brain wave to go back into competitive professional tennis. Not that people gave a shit, she struggled to win a whopping total of 3 tournaments (not grandslams) till date.


So, Martina decide to quit professional tennis yesterday amid suspicion for cocaine consumption (wait for it...............) at the All-England Club during the rainy summer. Ooooh, and she reiterates that she isn't dodging doping tests.


What bloody-ever Martina.....get some f***** direction in your world.


The world is real, deal with it!

4 comments:

Agu said...

te he. i laughed out loud when i read this- "a new crackhead in town".
now the allegations are ripe she actually looks like a nose-duster to me- lol. i just cant stop laughing at this shit. i used to fancy her back in the day as well. wouldnt want her to throw her phone (or whatever it is deadbeat celebs throw) at me...
i wonder how many top professionals actually consume recreational drugs- apart from Amy that is?

frieddodo said...

slightly harsh i must say....but could explain the constant smile on her face..

Agu said...

simple. charlie never stands on his own. marijuana is always round the corner (somewhere)...

what a lovely smile...

UnNaked Soul said...

OMG! She's aliiiiiiiiiiive!
Well, still wanna shag her for the Switz of it even if she's slowly becoming Ma' FranHINGISteins'