Please tell us you saw the Masters Series Final in Shanghai, last night.
The man-of-all-men, King Roger Federer put critics to sleep with his genius display of champion supremacy.
The frightening fact is he's only 26!
His fiance is laughing all the way to the bank like 50. You know you gon' hit Rodeo Drive in a few days - just to update her old Balenciaga!
As you do!